@garymarshall someone replied with this, which is also hilarious http://bit.ly/ihcedv

RT @VizTopTips: CREATE your own amazon kindle by reading a book through a window. /via @Willibobs71

Think I need to speak to someone, I keep seeing phallic shapes in otherwise innocent objects http://on.fb.me/fCZIg8 /via @ryangadams

RT @chrismj83: Quite possibly one of the nicest acoustic covers of U2's - With Or Without You... http://cmj.nu/eyzkfb

@trevoridge I saw this job ad and thought of you. http://bit.ly/hIfrpK

@swoonoutloud 'Mezzin.

@jonnyAiken http://bit.ly/h8qdYG

@moorsteveo ..looks very like it to me!

@jonnyAiken Though that case was dropped by the prosecution due to no evidence and was forcibly reopened by politicans http://bit.ly/eHfB21

Reports that Julian Assange has been arrested in Britain... #wikileaks

Using @gilirv's hairdryer to warm my bedroom, what a little trooper it is.

No!! RT @ShaneMcBain: Socially acceptable? http://yfrog.com/fklt90j

@ryangadams We've had a fork in their pipe since August, it's actually their oil which has ran out! ;)

...except at least then I had cheap vodka and a camping stove.

We're all sitting in monkey hats with the football on, it's like the heady student winter of '04.

@markglover That's not good, I haven't even ordered yet.

@r4isstatic I watched it once and thought it was dire tbh.. maybe I should give it another chance..

What a night to run out of home heating oil, ffs. Is it bedtime yet?

@r4isstatic Heh.. I was referring to Miranda?!

@r4isstatic Are you a fan?