@Highheeledlady ..in snowfall, it would perfect!

@Highheeledlady That would be a rare pleasure

@Highheeledlady Was he just browsing the market?

@FraserMcCulloch My current landlord really needs to speak to guy like Barry.

@nuttyideas High level of fees & low level of common sense!

@fionamce No, I'm afraid I cannot take credit for the comedic genius that is Mr. Henderson!

@acrosstheline There's a guy has a 'Man & Van' ad in my local Co-op window, going down later, will report back

Number 6 in this photo series on the fires in Israel is truly horrific http://bit.ly/fgUmKN (not for faint hearted)

@herrbenz ...what they felt they had in a case, they clearly lacked in common sense.

@herrbenz So, why didn't the jury find her guilty?

@herrbenz But if she was cleared, surely it's Tesco's fault for reporting a crime which didn't take place?

What an absolutely disgraceful waste of taxpayers money, Tesco should stump up http://bbc.in/e2niMs #tweetni

RT @MiriamOCal: Interesting that today's budget happened on this historic day http://ind.pn/dQRsjq

@happylou84 Lol

@kathyclugston well, that's that then.. right there.. confirmed. Call the whole show off!

@brendan469 Depression.

Listening to Christmassy music. Feeling Christmassy.

@CormacMoylan Congrats! :)

My new favourite Tumblr - Accidental Penis (SFW) http://accidentalpenis.com/ /via @johngirvin

@johngirvin That's brilliant.