@markwallis ..which I replied "No, but I do." Awkward.

@markwallis ..work with and I stammered on his name. The other guy replied.."Haha.. does he have a stammer?" thinking I was taking the piss

@markwallis Oooooh, I thought it was was an actual joke. What a twat. Not so long ago, I was chatting to a guy about someone I used to...

@r4isstatic Nightmare.

@barrypilling read*

@barrypilling Or conversely, if you're on the internet, very easy to red! ;)

@tomorger If I was probably irish I'd burn down your house and poison your dog. You're getting off lightly so far ;)

@tomorger I'll be asking for a refund if you don't deliver Orger, I'm expecting big things.

@EvangelistaLucy Is it nearly full? Tried formatting it?

Checking out ShortPHP, looks like it would be the George for rapid prototyping http://is.gd/svDfoN

This feels dirty and wrong but if it works for me, I'll clean up later. #programmingnotporn

@markwallis I don't actually get this?

@joroach Have you emailed these guys? They look like a friendly pair who should tell you all http://is.gd/jU83Hu

@EamonnMallie Surely it's more significant that he's a cousin of Toms?

RT @bbcchampionship: Cast your eye over the new-look Athletic Grounds in Armagh. http://tinyurl.com/63e52pp #GAA

@FraserMcCulloch Oi! Don't have 10 years putting us out of work! ;)

Gently prodding my sandbox to get it to accept me new cert

Ah cock, my cert has expired.

@adamlunn No, worked at home and work.. also, not everyone 404s because people reply having seen links.. odd.

@adamlunn Though, it works for me and on my phone.. how strange.