..the things that go on before the ungodly 9am, I always thought the plants were fake!

First one in the office this morning and disturbed some sort of secret gardening team who were feeding/pruning the office plants..

Approx 3 weeks contract work available for front-end dev , London based, lots of JS involved - immediate start (reply to @trevoridge) Pls RT

@deeharvey Yes because i don't think it looks likes you!

@SineadDoyle You might find this useful http://is.gd/OMcLry

Listening to the all new @boagworld podcast http://is.gd/8FiuCG

@takete That should be custom DNS* records obv. Hopefully, it should be fixed now. Maybe.

@williamcrawley ..as in you drew around your own hands?

@takete Bit.ly just emailed me and explained why.. I have two custom type A NNS records so it'll break 50% of the time.. you gotta be lucky!

@deeharvey Somebody had to say it Dee, somebody had to say it.

RT @jameswrees: Ah the Matt Lucas & James Corden school of comedy. When in doubt get your massive belly out.

RT @mashable: Kindle Books Now Outselling Paperbacks at Amazon - http://on.mash.to/dGK8dJ

To Shelia on today's @StephenNolan podcast - please seek therapy as a matter of urgency. http://brymge.net/9UZLQ7

Caught the front page of The Sun - Pic of Richard Keys with speech bubble - "My career? I smashed it." - LOL

@ShaneMcBain Testing

@Annjj People cannot change what they've been born with, as a mother I'd have thought you'd be particularly attuned to that.

Approx 3 weeks contract work available for front-end dev , London based, lots of JS involved - immediate start (reply to @trevoridge) Pls RT

@KellyAllen01 you'll hear an ominous beep followed by some deep breathing ;)

Mass invite received. 1 person replies all. As does 1 other. Another inquires to all if she is only 1 gettin replies? 346 reply she is not.

RT @daraobriain: Irish people! do you have blood types O neg or A neg ? Supplies are dangerously low! You can check how to give here ht ...