I'd love a pint of Guinness right now.

Need to go for a run but @dwkitchen is cooking bacon and making me mega hungry

Sad to hear David Dunseith is retiring from Radio Ulster - he has a wonderful radio voice & coupled with hi… (cont) http://deck.ly/~9OkTU

@r4isstatic True, true.. LOL'd at him applauding the other team!

The inventor is way too nice #apprentice

Keep expecting Jim to look straight to camera and tell me how much Phoenix Natural Gas saved him on his home heating bill #apprentice #fb

Love the West Tyrone aspect to this years #apprentice - keep 'er lit boiiiiiss!

The accountant's blown it already, the tool #apprentice

Seems to be at least one member in Team disAbility #apprentice

Thinking of heading away this summer somewhere in Europe where it'll be hot but also relatively activity based holiday - any ideas Twitter?

RT @Eamonn_Forde: Someone in the queue farted. It smells like Shane MacGowan's yoga kit.

@hamstarr Fair play - didn't know if you'd get the type of customer who'd pay that on Gumtree

@hamstarr Out of interest, how much did you get for it?

@gilirv List of Ni tweeps http://brymge.net/kzi52S

@gilirv In the meantime, download and install iTunes for lappy http://brymge.net/mcAgzZ

@gilirv Oooh, nice! Must get your phone set up properly tonight! You'll have to lose all your musics though... :(

@gilirv p.s. i wonder why I never get such emails! ;)

@gilirv Amazinballs!

@ryangadams Apparently MS are planning to use Skype to replace Netmeeting in Office

@DMFoto what type of page?