Amazing what you can glean from a Twitter profile.. http://brymge.net/m7qrjD

RT @London_Cycling: Astra driver tweeted that he knocked down 2 cyclists in Richmond Pk yday & didn't stop. Were you there? pls retweet

@georgemoore Are you saying country folk shouldn't be allowed in the big city hii?!! #culchierage :P

BBC Domesday project relaunches online http://brymge.net/kcRyI1

@BarryMcElduff No prizes for guessin' who is throwing his toys everywhere & not Keepin 'er lit!

@lo2345 Surrounded by nothing but tumbleweed and the stale smell of vom!

@gilirv When did you get your very own kitchen?! :P

Not just because he just turned up with a shitload of chocolate, please wish @RobTaylor84 a very Happy Birthday!

Time to switch tack.

RT @mcgroobin: Jim really did use the innate fear conjured by the Northern Irish accent well in the boardroom there. Fair play, so it is ...

@mcgroobin He didn't have to say it but the we all knew what he was thinking.."Well change then! (..or I'll knack yer buckin' ballix in!)"

Our jimmy did very well to slip out of that! #apprentice

Was Wired the magazine that turned them down? #apprentice

Very unfortunate that the owners of biggest consumer site were easily offended little flowers #apprentice

Everythings fucked - Jim'll fix it! #apprentice

RT @ruskin147: http://t.co/sgrq4d1 darn it - @mikebutcher has already beat me to the slangatang story #apprentice

Edna is an utter utter melter of industrial furnace proportions #apprentice

@charltonbrooker iPlayer previous!

@BotanicInn Bit far away to make it to the bot for one I'm afraid, live in London now! ;)

RT @irish_news: The Irish News has won Daily Newspaper of the Year and Regional Newspaper of the Year at the Society of Editor Awards