@OwenReady you serious?

Totally agree with Newton Emerson in today's Irish News - all convicted rioters should receive a minimum 4 year custodial sentence #tweetni

@geordieseth correcto! ;)

Can you say "assholes" twice on the radio at 11.40 in the morning?

@polemikos You're mind is a sick place Liam! ;)

@spillerciara Is that a euphemism?: ;)

Far from sold on Google+

@suttonnick NO! I expect you to tweet daily paper front & back from the beach or I'll demand a full refund! ;)

I'd boycott the #NOTW but as it's an absolute rag, I never think of buying it anyway #5live

@daraobriain My mistake Dara, I thought it was called "Stargazing Live".. (p.s. Stars live beside Moons in SPACE!) :-P

@daraobriain The Moon is in the Sky Dara? Really? Surely the Moon is in Space? Hope @ProfBrianCox wasn't watching tonight! ;)

I can Helen coming out of one of these Pounds stores with an order for 500,000 white bog rolls #apprentice

@duckanddodge I'd argue it's significantly worse and I'm confident that'll be demonstrated many times over in the next two weeks.

Watching Supernanny with one eye - alot of those little brats would do with the hairy back of the hand round the earhole

@stevebiscuit Lurgan is the armpit the North

@mccrum Yeah, got it through this morning - cheers!

@charlierogers Well, ideally, yes.. but in lieu of that a redirect > a 404

@gerard_fox Not hugely impressed myself

Typing http://irishnews.com/ should really redirect to http://www.irishnews.com/ /cc @irish_news

@gerard_fox Yeah, got on this morning, cheers!