@jonathantweed @nickdunn Must. Stop. Myself. From. Applying.

The dissemination of flags in Northern Ireland takes a very sinister twist http://brymge.net/oP4C3j #shocked #appalled #hurt

Have to say 'The Big Bad Wolf' (follow up to Barbra Streisand) is growing on me - http://brymge.net/okPyIV [32 secs in]

RT @scatatkins: Rebekah brooks rumoured to be heading to the NOTW server room with an axe and a copy of Data For Dummies

RT @TheMisterBenn: Paul Gascoigne's outside the NOTW offices with a few carrier bags of Lilt and a frozen chicken.

@Aissetou How are you? any nice weekend plans?

Just asked for a cheeky Monday off - hello long weekend! :D

@pmynes Re: your Irish News tweet - I think it would be a damn good start!

@Aissetou He reminds me so much of 'Tory Boy' http://youtu.be/SeLSNzEorbI

So, will this weeks last ever edition of #NOTW sell 10 fold what it sold last week?

@carisenda Saw this yesterday and randomly thought of you ;) http://yfrog.com/kfswyfj

Someone just reminded me of this http://howfuckedismydatabase.com #geek #lulz

@sohanlon07 Unfollow one or both?

Nice to see a South Armagh woman flying high in the soccer world - next Karren Brady? http://brymge.net/oBhSBW #fb

I'm 100% sure Hugh Grant has 20/20 vision and doesn't need those posh clear glass spectacles #bbcqt

Pleased to receive my Trek bike timekeeper but it seems i need the smallest screwdriver known to mankind to install the battery #ffs

@gilirv Heading home now - be there for 8:45!X

@fehler I think the it was the X that gave it away Chris!

@fehler Favourited for future updates ;)

@bbcapprentice No interviews this year?