This tree outside a Vets Surgery just scared the shit outta me @ Port Macquarie http://t.co/2aeXUFXi

..however, we've now upgraded to a local motel, classy! Expecting the Feds to raid at any minute.

Arrived in Port Macquarie to find our hostel doublebooked - guess that's what happens when you use an A3 & pencil for a booking system!

View from The Blue Mountains @ Govetts Leap http://t.co/TLAatYh2

In bed at half nine - first early night since I got here, in the Blue Mountains where it's like The Blair Witch project due to fog and rain

Kangaroo Kebabs on the barbie - An proper Aussie lunch! http://t.co/9KDwoUc7

@othergeorge and the same to you, Emma & the family!

Vietnamese street food for lunch, Thai for dinner - love holidays

@othergeorge Shark alert just after that pic meant water very quickly cleared! Great time so far, 1 week down, 4 left! :)

Bondi rammed today http://t.co/Nv04BYHJ

@Claire_A they were amazing Claire! http://t.co/906f68kp

Thanks to the awesome @fionalouise, we've blagged invites to a party bridgeside, not a bad view! http://t.co/5zAUwdyN

Chilling on Summer Bay http://t.co/rjSJj42i

Mmm.. Lamb, yoghurt cheese & pine nut salad http://t.co/gniRtvkA

@Paul_in_NI not ideal but bearable! Business Class well worthwhile if you could afford it!

Not generally the biggest cat fan but @Msfionalouise's lovely little kitten has swayed me http://t.co/C6nMhC38

Hello Sydney! http://t.co/IdP49Z9q

Not sure if its Helvetica on the street signs but Melbourne has a very New York feel to me http://t.co/N1cMiUta

The Twelve Apostles by helichopter http://t.co/2Hf4nTbP

After much faffing, I now have an Aussie SIM which connects to T'internet