My iPhone 5 battery has went to absolute shit since I landed in Oz, only lasts about six hours now ffs

@georgemoore having actually seen any cows yet though I did just sink a couple of beers on the porch :)

@briski so far, so good! :)

@leemunroe £67 per night - near Byron Bay where everything is booked out so it's very reasonable!

@briski re: Heat, fine so far, like a canny mongrel I loiter in the shade all day only appearing in the evening for treats of beer & food

@briski So fucking weird, I was literally just thinking about you as I sipped on this Chilled Pale Ale.. http://t.co/YsRWIS6W

@georgemoore we have to open/close gate to keep the cows in! :) thoroughly recommend AirBnB, we've stayed in 4 awesome spots so far for gd $

Oh @Airbnb, you've excelled yourself this time - our home for the next 3 nights is this little farm cabin in the hills http://t.co/nyUYXvpl

@dwkitchen oh sorry, thought you were back already! Safe travels!

@wickedcampers Do you know it's impossible to complete the payment form for Camper Hire on your site with an iPhone?

@Aissetou same to you - not back til Feb 1st! :)

@dwkitchen How was Russia? Dog Sleighing - awesome! Any sign of my laptop yet?

It's quite bizarre to think as I prepare for bed in a balmy 23, everyone at home is starting back in the office #hemispheremadness

RT @innocentdrinks: How to deal with those inane post-holiday questions http://t.co/vOS4kZIa

Today, I spent an hour fucking about on a Segway, so much fun, why haven't these fully replaced walking yet? http://t.co/ErB2UeWF

@Siobhan_McGee good, we're in Coffs Harbour - @gilirv is lying on the beach, I'm in Paddys beach ;) http://t.co/EUgJ293f

@ooohlalaorlagh gotta check this show out, so many rave reviews

Grabbed an awesome spot in Coffs Bay from @Airbnb & sitting on their terrace listening to the Oz wildlife in dark bush beyond - terrifying.

I'm on a horse* (*earlier today) http://t.co/SZyWGOYI

There's a possibility the mercury could hit 50 in Oz next week.. Omfg. #heatwave