RT @sixthformpoet: The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter.

Pope Benedict XVI 'is to resign' http://t.co/imVXduxn... skeleton about to fall out of the cupboard maybe?

Finally got my Australia photos uploaded http://t.co/kqNlQBIR

RT @Eamonn_Forde: Meeting friends by chance at the airport and then racing off to turbo-horse pints into you before your flight = amazing.

@leemunroe nice!

After watching this weeks #SpotlightNI format - is it not just proof that it was a mistake to chop Hearts & Minds?

@leemunroe Did it work for you?

@Siobhan_McGee google it! ;)

I urge you all to listen to this Dismantle mini-mix as it will kickstart your Friday. Guaranteed. http://t.co/bVnsUojm

RT @MooseAllain: I remember once seeing some poets on a field trip describe the fuck out of a lily. It was horrific. Then they laid into ...

RT @BBCNews: BBC shows will go online before TV, in new trial http://t.co/tvef2cqU

RT @stephenfry: Why men shouldn't write advice columns… http://t.co/dec670XU

Epic fail as I kit up to cycle to work only to step outside flat without my keys so can't unlock bike-change in hallway, now waiting on tube

Weekly Wipe - 'The only connection Alicia Keys has to Blackberry is that she is black and sometimes wears a beret'. Brilliant.

@Claire_A Goodnight - hope the backache eases! :)

'Marriage is an institution that predates civilisation..' - what? http://t.co/nGNh2dzF

@ChloeD_ Shit, really? - where do you find 'em?

Kid President: I think we all need a pep talk http://t.co/5pQhKsW4 #awesome

@jasongorman ..your bike was stolen? Did it have a tracker?

RT @daraobriain: Aha! somebody finally explains what happened in The Dail last night via@snazzydesign: #justfortheirish #promnight http ...