RT @Tmoney68: I will only agree to attend Ash Wednesday services if the priest whispers, "Simba" to me when he applies the ashes.

@Kneez Might be in here somewhere http://t.co/WUhBxVzq

@anna_debenham Looking forward to it! :)

@SineadDoyle You can't deny though it would greatly enhanced by a large slice of honey roasted ham?

RT @julianoneill: Are Anglo-Irish relations now such that Buckingham Palace will light up green on St Patricks Day? Request has been mad ...

@georgemoore The new Blackberry should circumvent such issues with a work/personal partition http://t.co/zVjxgv7k

Just completed a 7.81 mi bike - Bombed it home, can't feel my toes. http://t.co/NRSP1jF0 #RunKeeper

@xz On bricks?

RT @cluedont: The perils of pancake making. http://t.co/G5L5caFZ

@mariaoneill1 Found a stall in Borough Market but the queue was a mile long :(

Wondering where I will get my pancake fix today...

RT @Pippatips: #PippaTip: enjoy pancake day by cooking some pancakes with the right ingredients and eating them with your mouth

Still not warmed up after cycle to work this morning, if only I knew where the heater in the office was - tempted to start small fire.

Just completed a 8.47 mi bike - Bloody cold! http://t.co/2EbcuOOL #RunKeeper

@alanlaw Well, Red Arrows can flip? I suppose it depends how fast it can flip without dropping like a stone at 90 degrees

@alanlaw I wonder is inverting it actually a viable option in such an instance?

RT @AntiJokeCat: What do you get when you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Went to see Flight tonight.. really good show, though probably best avoided if you're nervous about flying. Or flying with drunk pilots.

Really wish this was caught on video http://t.co/wJqH1mPy

@WhipCar Signed up using Facebook - how do I verify my age?