Snagged two tickets to see Stephen Lynch in Sept, if you don't know who that is - watch this http://t.co/TFDiX2wZX3 #lulz

@megsergio Looks lovely!

Hmm.. Decision time. @ Cheltenham Spa http://t.co/UQAhUfv7SN

@mariaoneill1 there's talk of them changing seats, he's as tall as me and we've uncomfortably rubbed knees on more than one occasion now

@mariaoneill1 The dummy working wonders so far, have to awkwardly smile at parents everything she does anything remotely "cute" though

Ruggerbuggr on train opposite to posh wife-"So, how about we just sell the house in Amst'dam, take the 20K hit & buy a country house?" #yah

Relaxing train journey now under severe threat as small family with active baby joins other side of table

A long but productive day.. worked with a very helpful chap from Melbourne to sort my APC issue. Now for some TV comedy to unwind..

@gordonadair Looks lovely - wish I was there for a ramble!

@TheStuff8 LOL - trust you to read it like that ;)

Today will be mostly about ironing out niggles

@georgemoore Just get a big bottle of Baileys and you're sorted?

@simon180 Late one that didn't send before boarding tube

"This is Bermondsey, not Brighton" http://t.co/yyW97y8WQZ

Is Wine Bullshit? http://t.co/zZjNWAjBcz via @priceonomics

RT @Londonist: Bikes Are 25% Of London Rush Hour Traffic http://t.co/c6eglagKdQ

RT @puddypad: @shitlondon "@tdawks: I never knew the internet's full name until now. http://t.co/ZEzUHphvjD"

@richquick Zurb Foundation

@RyanMcAleerUH What an odd story..

@simon180 Crying out for a satirical clone, built on Wordpress obv.