A Fatberg, nicceee.. “@standardnews: Bus-sized lump of rotting fat clogs Kingston sewer http://t.co/zCemYTMVIM”

Actual stuff of nightmares http://t.co/mqUyn6E4Vz

Achieved Inbox Zero over lunch - it's been a while. #email #overload

@TimMcKinstry On the one hand, don't blame you. On the other, cycling in big cities needs to become the norm, not the exception.

Another London cyclist killed :( http://t.co/pDolTxUcaf

@neilbramah people respond better to actual faces - I'm sure there's research somewhere that would back that up!

@ryangadams ha - game on! :)

@MsTick68 "clumsily" is subjective, you seem rather rather sensitive, it was a genuine question.

@robbeorn To blind people into accidentally buying a whole raft of shit they don't need, it's wrong on many levels

@AJOdudu Rather you than me AJ!

Just discovered the @YouView box has recorded Love/Hate when it hit C5 after I set it months ago, nice..

Tried to engage in topical Twitter debate but was quickly labelled "daft" & a "dick" by a lady who should know better *backs slowly away*

@MsTick68 Oh wow, 11 withering retorts generated! #flattered

After another long day at the code face, those two chilled cans of Plain at the bottom of the fridge never looks more inviting.

@MsTick68 Out of interest - who forces you to follow "media celeb irritants"? You do know Twitter Following is opt-in, right?

@cimota The Neeeeu Doctir Whuuuuuu.

Malcolm Tucker is the new Dr. Who..

@daisymerollinnn Silly girl. http://t.co/g2xuo50e7E

@gilirv This is you, so it is → http://t.co/wHwDpnu8GD

@AJOdudu Morning!