@OwenReady A more common one when I was growing up was - "He couldn't drive ducks to a pond."
Thoughts
@chrisadonnelly I applaud your ability to keep up with all this shit for shat, it tires me just dipping in and out every now and again..
@alaninbelfast Design a car to look like a fridge, always a winner! Or not..
@alaninbelfast Rare & rare looking!
Hurlings most dedicated fan? http://t.co/aomPSFZaqL #GAA
@jonathantweed Maybe that's the joke? ;)
@LiamMcKenna3 Although, @ciaranmckenna wouldn't pay for the boat I suppose #coul #frog #duck #ass
@LiamMcKenna3 Nice one - it's some schpot! Not be long before Mick & Mary up schticks too, wha? p.s. Take @ciaranmckenna wi ye!
Glad that @FutureLearn have hot desk space on the upper floors of the building, offering swathes of glorious light & lashings of Vitamin D
@stevebiscuit Depression/Mental Illness must be a devastating affliction :(
Myth #2: All pages should be accessible in 3 clicks - UX Myths http://t.co/Eo2gjdz1qr
@yaili iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, iPhone 5, Galaxy S3/S4, Nexus 4, Blackberry Z10, Nokia Lumia, HTC Win8, iPad 3, Nexus 10, Kindle Fire
Bigoted Twitter Troll ordered to pay 40K to victim - that's a good start http://t.co/TyxNvXhd8L
RT @jackschofield: There were 8 million mobile payments in the US in 2012. "7.5m of those were people paying for Starbucks drinks." http://…
Booked a few days here with @gilirv at the end of the month, already looking forward to the switch off http://t.co/XkiwIofdDx
@LiamMcKenna3 Unreal hi! Hows the work situation our boy? You heading far across the foam too?
@Siobhan_McGee Horrible, horrible!
@stevebiscuit one at Kings Cross too