@OwenReady A more common one when I was growing up was - "He couldn't drive ducks to a pond."

@chrisadonnelly I applaud your ability to keep up with all this shit for shat, it tires me just dipping in and out every now and again..

@alaninbelfast Design a car to look like a fridge, always a winner! Or not..

@alaninbelfast Rare & rare looking!

Anyone know how they got the #Fatberg out?

Hurlings most dedicated fan? http://t.co/aomPSFZaqL #GAA

@jonathantweed Maybe that's the joke? ;)

@LiamMcKenna3 Although, @ciaranmckenna wouldn't pay for the boat I suppose #coul #frog #duck #ass

@LiamMcKenna3 Nice one - it's some schpot! Not be long before Mick & Mary up schticks too, wha? p.s. Take @ciaranmckenna wi ye!

Glad that @FutureLearn have hot desk space on the upper floors of the building, offering swathes of glorious light & lashings of Vitamin D

@stevebiscuit Depression/Mental Illness must be a devastating affliction :(

Myth #2: All pages should be accessible in 3 clicks - UX Myths http://t.co/Eo2gjdz1qr

Ahhhhhh.. tae.

@yaili iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, iPhone 5, Galaxy S3/S4, Nexus 4, Blackberry Z10, Nokia Lumia, HTC Win8, iPad 3, Nexus 10, Kindle Fire

Bigoted Twitter Troll ordered to pay 40K to victim - that's a good start http://t.co/TyxNvXhd8L

RT @jackschofield: There were 8 million mobile payments in the US in 2012. "7.5m of those were people paying for Starbucks drinks." http://…

Booked a few days here with @gilirv at the end of the month, already looking forward to the switch off http://t.co/XkiwIofdDx

@LiamMcKenna3 Unreal hi! Hows the work situation our boy? You heading far across the foam too?

@Siobhan_McGee Horrible, horrible!

@stevebiscuit one at Kings Cross too