Watched 'Contagion' over the weekend. I expected it to bear similarities to the world outside right now but did not expect it to be a full-on prediction of the future. The only time it jumped the shark was when it portrayed the US President as lucid.

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@edmorrish @jessbrammar #chickenfeed

RT @DrGJackBrown: Imagine being the actual President of the United States, and feeling so inadequate, so beta, that you photoshop your head…

@DarranMarshall Invariably - no.

The no-dealers can now no-deal without consequence - any and all adverse effects are now attributable to Covid-19 https://t.co/xJIHpPM6cS

@hughcooneys I gave an iPad to my Granny once and showed her how to swipe through the photos. She continued to swipe successfully but then failed to swipe far enough on a photo so the photo kept snapping back. To solve this, she then instinctively licked her finger and retried. 🤗

@L4GAN @hughcooneys 😂

@NewtonEmerson Ah, yes indeed - my bad.

@NewtonEmerson Is the solution here not for https://t.co/dUYHTR3F62 services to simply recognise NI driving licences? https://t.co/Wycg6rLhwJ

Good to hear a stink being made about @HMRCcustomers not accepting NI Driving Licences or Irish Passports as ID - especially as the alt multiple-choice option is a shotgun riddle where failure results in account lockout and a herculean challenge of getting through by phone. https://t.co/eT1ISahJ1T

RT @LiamHammett: 🙃 Make sure to rickroll people trying to break into your site https://t.co/4cd80Pr9p9

RT @emilyhughes: is it... because of the extraordinary increase in deaths? https://t.co/dKxUIQGLzQ

Barley needing sun ☀️ https://t.co/UR9kz3Hfmd

@AllisonMorris1 @dcolgan1 @markdevenport @irish_news I was hoping you’d nail him on the follow up but he took the easy way out. 🙄

RT @kylegawley: After blowing £500m of tax payers money and taking 3 years paid leave, the Northern Ireland assembly 🤡🤠👻 is back! This t…

@TimHaines In uncharted territory 😬 https://t.co/uxjZQXJCs7

Heard on the radio earlier “marriages will be allowed to proceed if one or both parties are terminally ill” and my immediate thought was “Redundant operand in logical condition expression”. Might take a break from coding this weekend 😬 #javascript #helloworld

RT @BarackObama: Vote.

@EmmaBostian Wishing you a speedy recovery.