RT @hzeffman: I know we've been a long way through the looking glass for a while, but the president of the United States repeatedly insinua…

Ooooof - now what of the Torygraph splash? 🧐 https://t.co/ny8NKT36H4

RT @Coldwar_Steve: https://t.co/RzdrNuqSoo

Elect a clown and you’ll get a circus 🎪 https://t.co/fByfUDafHV

Of course, the whole point of the lockdown was to ask people to resist their base instincts... to visit, to hug, to touch. Sorry, not “people”, “plebs”. https://t.co/OJHFHGhj1P

RT @ruthbenghiat: That’s exactly the idea

@cassidoo 😂

RT @Cadmarch: Does anybody know the long term exit strategy for the clapping thing?

Classic. https://t.co/LOaL8MNRiv

RT @SaraONeillArt: THIS is why some people should actually stay in lockdown until they learn some respect and manners. How the hell were th…

@ciaranmckenna @ianjamesparsley How many don't realise it's a queue for McDonalds and just joined the back assuming it's "traffic"... I'd wager a good two-thirds.

Twitter thrives as a public square because anyone can rebuke absurdity - removing that ability and replacing it with an option to amplify echo chambers will allow all the worst aspects of this platform to flourish. https://t.co/aZwYXF2W87

RT @NikkitaFTW: The ultimate state management solution is localStorage

"It hasn't killed me yet" - solid gold endorsement. https://t.co/yuZtXLbnyV

@amyohconnor @newschambers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂

RT @sarahcpr: How to hydroxychloroquine https://t.co/yMObDCFGXS

@Daren280 Too many judging by the state of the world outside rn

@Daren280 I know, right? 😱

@NiGroanways @makemilesmatter @NicholaMallon @niroads @nigreenways All those houses have space for a driveway.

@newschambers Hang on... this isn't a parody?