Taking the two scamps on their first foreign flight at the end of the month and I'm going full Dad Mode. 👴 https://t.co/29IsCRpfji

@dan_fuzz @thelorryist @Son_Lyme @MarkosJanes He read "strike" and incorrectly assumed "labour strike" instead of the actual context which is "bridge strike" 🤦🏻‍♂️

Feels wrong to hear this before 2am and sober 😅 https://t.co/mCDY6hoJlp

RT @theJeremyVine: So — wait. The more you pedestrianise, the more cycle lanes you build, the more you crack down on polluting vehicles, th…

@squinteratn Man is beyond parody 🤣

@kentcdodds Yeah, it seems dusk and dawn are riskier for both snakes and cats but still I can’t imagine actually coming face to face with one - I’d absolutely do exactly what you should not do.. turn and pedal like hell, making myself a nice, big moving target for a chase 🙈😅

@BrooksLybrand @kentcdodds Kind of you to say Brooks - it’s always been a thing for me so I don’t really know any different. Most people with speech impediments try to avoid discussing it but I try to do the opposite! 😅 I see you’ve a big speaking gig coming up yourself - I look forward to catching it!

@chantastic @thomasjeans Assuming it’s because the cable will be seen connected to the machine whereas the plug is typically out of sight.. but yeah, was a proper WTF for me too when I opened the box

RT @davidyelland: Boris Johnson forgot his ID on purpose to be a top five news story on an election night. Discuss.

It's nearly a month since #EpicWebConf - where did that go? Since all talks are now published I wrote up some reflections on the experience 🙏🏻 /cc @kentcdodds https://t.co/ZDqsOWoFNl

@valoutofbounds @CallumMckeefery https://t.co/Udh8zGq0XS

@thelorryist @mrdpa You have thumbnail sized images of all your photos on your phone. All the full size images are in the data centre. Your phone is downloading as many full size images as it can hold. When you delete some, it's filling back up with others automatically. Check your settings.

@thelorryist Cloud storage is two or more server racks in two or more data centres where your data is copied twice or more. This means you have resilient backups. One data burns down and you still have your data. You don't need to manually backup cloud storage.

RT @harleyf: What usually would take others 6 months to launch, we re-platformed @skullcandy in under 90 days. You're faster with @Shopify…

@ETWriteHome I think there is very much a point to your story and that is the impact of the dire provision of public amenities in the UK. 60% of public toilets have been closed over a decade. People with toilet issues are incredibly poorly served and suffering. https://t.co/en2ZuYvECn

RT @sharonodea: Perfect, no notes. https://t.co/OhMWZy4mnB

RT @reactjs: We are thrilled to announce @Shopify and @remix_run as this year's React Conf Diamond sponsor! https://t.co/4zgAI5dzVw

@rileyj_s Chopping up those rounded corners into sweet little transparent .gifs because border radius was only supported by Firefox and 95% of your users were on IE6 https://t.co/i0sM2sh02q

@nilansaha “Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should” Please delete this tool, it’s makes everything shittier for everyone.

@Kilsally A sign of the incompetence we've come to expect from Unionism that it took him over two months to fully understand the policy his party adopted while he was ... *checks notes*... DUP Policy Chief. 🤦🏻‍♂️