Jeeves making a return to Ask http://tinyurl.com/ccb2ox

Today started very badly when I woke up to see I'd spilt a glass of water around my laptop #fail

@suzyjohnston That sucks ass big time, tramps! Hope you get shit sorted for the flight home! :(

Incredibly useful test: http://www.doihavepigflu.com/

Epic Cognition #Fail! RT @takete: In the Princess Victoria @thetapmap {the Ladies is the one to the left @barrymcgee #fail}

How can you network when you cant hear yourself think? #Fowd

Is this is future of web design, why am I looking at a project from 2001? #Fowd

Met @boagworld earlier and with a blatant invasion of his personal space #istrokedboag

Just went to a demo of GoodBarry and must say I'm impressed, and not just with the name

I'll not lie, Watchmen is of no interest to me whatsoever #fowd

Beautiful presentation by @mikekus #fowd

Gotta love that the microsoft technologist has firefox... #Fowd

No problem hearing this coudal guy, mic is a little too loud #fowd

Awesome free journal for everyone in the audience at #fowd

Arrived at #fowd, trying to recognise people

@higoodbarry Oops, didn't realise I needed both cake and kimono!

@higoodbarry Got some coffee, now would love some cake!

'All of humanity is under threat during a pandemic' is quite a scary fucking statement http://tinyurl.com/cooucl

Was Nooral the shittest Apprentice ever? "Whoever employs him may keep the receipt" - there goes that reference..

Just out of a long Sprint Planning meeting, my head hurts.