Anyone kind enough to punt me over a FFFFound invite please?

This is melting my head, how can Emma Watson look just like Richard Dawkins? http://tinyurl.com/ct3dd9

As my poor Dell has gone to the big PC World in the sky, I think I may purchase my first Mac this week.. they are damn expensive though.

There's a van parked outside my window with blacked out windows and a rotating satellite dish on the roof, WTF?!

I think tonight shall involve ceol agus craic, be rude not to on a Bank Holiday eve, wouldn't it?

@Gareth_Gates What's the fook is a 'folk'?

@JoeBraden It's a top spot, great sound system, many good memories...

@RealJudgeJules Can you record your set from LuSh and upload it to your site? I'd love to hear it, haven't been to Kelly's in yeaaaaaaars!

Cool little vid by Google to push Chrome http://tinyurl.com/cfgpkf (via @wearesolid)

Somebody down wind has fired up the barbie and the waft is torturing me.. the inconsiderate bastard.

Art student makes car 'disappear', very cool! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/8030766.stm

Have a massive Chili on the stew, I've entered unchartered ground with the levels of Chili I whacked in, hope it doesn't blow my face off.

Bank holiday weekends rock, 3 day weekend I don't even work in a bank!

At the Edinboro Castle in Camden and they've only got a shagging BBQ on the go, epic win!

Twitter.co.uk - the tale of a forgotten domain http://bit.ly/qARQA

@kataleifsdottir That is true, but he's not a woman! I thought you could multi-task?! ;)

@goodonpaper Get him involved in the street show behind!

@kataleifsdottir It's nowhere near as nice though, this is how it should be done! http://tinyurl.com/cmv8ff

The internet never ceases to make me giggle http://www.awkwardboners.com/ (via @codepo8)

This has cheered up my day, beautiful! http://visibletweets.com/ (via @leelowe)