I once stood behind a friend at an ATM as she got conned by the 'Shoulder Surf' - I even missed it! http://bit.ly/ddmB8m

Off to Hakka for some Noodles http://bit.ly/ayDKD3

@davelee Any of the many Internet cafes such suffice?

@megmq <oldjoke> My wife always complains about our neighbour sunbathing topless. Personally, I'm on the fence. </oldjoke>

"Police say that their suspicions grew when officers seized the pistol, the sword and night-vision equipment. " O RLY? http://bit.ly/cKjzV3

Today must be a candidate for one of the warmest of the year so far #loveit

My housemate yet again failed to wash up his dishes so I exacted my revenge by robbing some of his cheese for my toast. Poignant yet tasty.

@vectorfunk I'll shall be marrying pair those tomorrow

@huey Wow.

@swoonoutloud Good night TO YOU Victoria!

@swoonoutloud Whispers, whiskers. The bastards.

@huey Photoshopped much?

@swoonoutloud But you've always that, surely you must be used to it by now? :P

@swoonoutloud I'm not from England but YOU WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT VICTORIA!

Oh.. turns out I was being a dick. Sorry jQuery.

jQuery.. stop being a DICK!

@yaili Nope, t'is lovely even at quarter to ten pm!

RT @danielpsmith: How the Bloody Sunday Victims died. So sad. http://is.gd/cQoPa #bloodysunday

@charlierogers No.. I wish!

RT @miskellay: New iPhone already integrated directly into Japan - http://tinyurl.com/34n935l