By marrying these too very annoying entities I've probably just inadvertently demolished an orphanage somewhere. http://bit.ly/a97Jho

RT @jaffathecake: Released the Glow 2.0 beta! http://goo.gl/mJua

@Aissetou Good luck tonight, I'm sure you'll be greeeeeeeeet!

This afternoon I shall mostly be listening to ATL - Dance http://bit.ly/cijZFY

Bebo could sell for less than $10m after being bought for $850m less than 3 years ago, fuck me. http://bit.ly/9YEc1d #fb

The Limelight, Belfast has gone into administration http://bit.ly/9Z4CHL #tweetni

@jemimakiss I believe that is the future.

Today's phrase of the day from my Urban Dictionary Calendar is 'Bachelor Breakfast' - so true! (definition 1) http://bit.ly/8YyUnV

@hornerlas Are you still in the states you lucky lucky bastard?

@hornerlas Welcome to your mid-to-late-twenties! :D

@chris_rea That's not far away, massive black hole around Whiteabbey sucking up the sun?

Hah, Just as I thought! - view overlooking Trafalgar Sq http://tweetphoto.com/27512234 /via @jamest1982

Where the fuck did the awesome weather of this morning go? Who took it? London, I'm looking at you.

The Swizz beat the Spanish, another shining example of why I should not have an online PaddyPower account.

@Highheeledlady Impressive.

@Highheeledlady Conquer? As in, scale with your bare hands?!

@danielpsmith Yep, was very impressed.. will be back!

@danielpsmith As did I, wa sin 1-2.. didn't see ya!

@deOrtaPhotograp Hi, I take on freelancer web design work - email me: hello@barrymcgee.co.uk

Comic Sans fights back - brilliant. http://bit.ly/amxsA3 /via @liz_e