RT @Eamonn_Forde: Smallest. Urinal. Ever http://twitpic.com/1y4ly2

@Eamonn_Forde Would you like a flake for that Sir?

@peperiona Not enough characters Reena and I couldn't be arsed paraphrasing!

Last night's @essentialmix is decidedly ropey.

England are recovering from its dreadful start to the World Cup. Capello has organised a movie night for the squad. 'Out of Africa'.

@GilliAtLarge Ah, I was there before Snow Patrol, great Fish Pie!

Lots to get done today.. and go!

This is excellent news for myself, @petercrowther, @ryangadams and @mcgroobin http://bit.ly/cm8gyh

So, on C4 now.. did they model Ricky Gervais' cartoon character on Fred Flintstone?

@EamonnMallie Because Ireland beat them 3 nil in a friendly not so long ago, they can't be that nifty http://youtu.be/wVUAZ-VYJ5A

So, I quite liked John James from what I'd seen of him but now he seems like a tool

RT @SarahBea: RT @themanwhofell Rooney could spend the entire match lying on his back, pissing into his own mouth and he still wouldn't ...

It's ok, they also drew their second game in '66, right? RIGHT?

Ashley Cole just seemed to mistake an Algerian striker for a young blonde hairdresser

Just seen another billboard at the World Cup for Moy Park... as if South Africa haven't enough problems.

England are woeful #wc2010

Hesky seems to almost forget he had the ball there

Two terrible free kicks by Algeria

Great stop Algeria keeper

Bit harsh of Capello to leave Rob Green out, his confidence must be in his boots now