@jamest1982 Hate to piss on your parade James but all mentions of 'tea' get retweeted by the tea robot ;)

RT @DesignerDepot: 52 Framework: The First Ever HTML5 and CSS3 Framework: http://ow.ly/25ZJ6

@meeware Too..obvious/slapstick for me

"..2/3 of people aged 18+ in Britain believe they don't need a partner to lead a happy & fulfilled life..." http://bit.ly/aBohyj - Really?

@binhbui @georgemoore I can't help but think it's a bit too obvious or something?

@chipster30 Yes and yes.

C4 just went to a green screen of death

Is it just me or is the IT Crowd is a bit.. shit?

RT @adamcsmyth: 10th anniv of the death of the greatest ever motorcycle road racer. Check out our Joey Dunlop tribute http://bit.ly/bFyAU2

@chipster30 Baldy ********

Had a right dodgy chinese last night, haven't felt right since, they knocked up two orders in literally 2 mins flat, I'm always wary of that

@Kat_L Why hello Kathy, how nice to see you back in the Twittersphere!

RT @sammywilsonmp: Went to Wellworths to do my messages but no £1 for the trolley. Tried an old washer, got stuck. Barred.

Will The Times paywall save the newspaper industry? http://bit.ly/cCZvqJ

@gilirv Moi?! *feigns shock and surprise*

@georgemoore Not bad.. not bad!

RT @bbcchampionship: Beeb is live at the All Ireland Feile in Derry this evening (6.30 on BBC 1) http://tinyurl.com/2w5osju

@liz_e Always reminds me of Shipwrecked!

A colleague is off today so I took her orthopedic chair for a whizz and it has actually *given* me a sore back. WTF.

Before this morning, I was indifferent to @groupola, now I hate their site and all her sails in her.