This day last year I was diagnosed with actual Swine Flu, back when it was edgy and nearly wiped out humankind as we know it.

@Suitov Trick shot!

@danielpsmith Sounds rather idyllic.. to make the picture a little sweeter i'm pleased to inform you it's pissing rain in Belfast.

@swoonoutloud Euphemism?

someone just mentioned this so I had to Youtube it, who remembers it? http://youtu.be/Wv7qY1TVnAY

Today is National Kissing Day - to celebrate turn to your right and stick the head in the nearest first person you see.. DO IT!

@ruskin147 Try @boagworld...

In pictures: New look for BBC News website http://bit.ly/9s2zjd #in

@wendytalksback Is it really though? http://bit.ly/cjMgqh

It seems the completely illogical turned out to be very very obscurely logical.

RT @mediaguardian: BBC websites cost users 67p per month http://bit.ly/aEiII9

Spotted an interesting local "face" on the way into work this morning

@polemikos Noted!

@degsy Exchange? Can you get your work email? @poshmatthew is very keen is to it on his flash iPad..

@degsy It now takes almost 10 seconds to open a new message. Fuck sake!

Without doubt my iPhone 3G has got noticeably slower since I installed iOS4.

I'll never enjoy a Corona in the same way again. #fb

@Aissetou You still running?

Awesome July weather in Belfast http://tweetphoto.com/30970038

Man fined £3k for bumping up his own eBay auction (shill bidding) http://bit.ly/dtTciI - I didn't know this was illegal either to be honest