@ryangadams Would prob be ok for the Golf. Oh, and One Man & his Dog.

@CharissaEmily Fuck sake.

@nickdunn Amen.

@nickdunn There's only so much pain a man can take in one day, hence why I'm ignoring all related tickets until tomorrow. FML

@flybmi What is the standard hold luggage allowance on an economy class ticket, BHD > LHR flight?

@r4isstatic Your fault for leaving no room for a RT! ;p

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Apple's announcement as a 'day you'll never forget' - a classic case of mistaking an internal success for something anyone else cares about.

Today's Mint & Pea soup isn't just hitting the standard reached by yesterday's Mushroom soup. #soupwatch

@h13nng Bluecube going back to basics? ;)

Lots of love for the monarchy on BBC Have Your Say pages http://bbc.in/csByck

..you heard.. invoke the super-promo. http://bbc.in/bnVO0h

Is a 0.1% rise really an acceleration? http://bbc.in/bPo9YB

@spiderhousepr you know that article is 5 years old, right?

Time for the hot water bottle.

@bellatrixel Thanks for the mexicano emma, was tip top! :)

@TellyDubby "..to where you're a paddy, a biddy, a mick.. good for nothing but stacking the brick..."http://bit.ly/b0DND3

@TellyDubby Upper St? Well I never.

@TellyDubby to Holloway Road one and all bheeeeysss!!!

Very childish but I laughed http://youtu.be/bcgzbak-5Aw