Has to be Chris or Jamie...

RT @Eamonn_Forde: LordKingSir Alan has a face like someone pushing a candle through a keyhole #apprentice

Come to think of it.. Laura. #aaprentice

Hard to know who'll get the chop this week.. no clear losers as of yet #apprentice

I think that German cafe guy watched the trail from last week and recognised Chris #apprentice

"We're from the United Kingdom" - Has anyone in the history of the UK ever actually introduced themselves as so? #apprentice

@jonathantweed Little does he know he projects his whole being as a massive white sausage.

Did I just hear Stuart say.."White Sausage? I've one of them" ??? #apprentice

Curry Wurst seems very plain..

"Germany is Britain's largest export market" - I thought that was Ireland? #apprentice

Tell you what.. I did not think you could die from inhaling helium, how hasn't tried that at least once? http://bbc.in/dOtHHJ

@ryangadams Yeah, thanks.. just needed a vent and to kick something with considerable force :)

Fucking stressed.

In Cafe Del Monde in Guildhall Sq, where everyone talks like @hegartyk

Spending a lovely morning in Derry walking the walls, first time visiting, reminds me alot of Edinburgh

How to enable free Find My iPhone MobileMe account on first generation 3G iPhones http://lifehac.kr/eXy8qZ

Paramilitary released because he wanted his mummy - how bizarre? http://bbc.in/geaA4u

@jonathantweed Oh, I know it's possible, it's just it has always remained an unattainable pipe dream for me..

@gilirv If you're manically searching for your Chick Lit, I just found it at the bottom of my bag. Your loss, my gain.

@jonathantweed Failing that, I say your organise a quick sprint plan on Christmas Morning and work it that way ;) /cc @ryangadams