@atomoil ..that's not it! Lol.. you ahve to say 'Santa Who..'

@atomoil Santa..

@georgemoore Santa-nder, you have two days to pack up, we're repossessing your house.

@bhpImi @afovea :)

@georgemoore Santa..

@bhpImi Santa-nder, you have two days to pack up, we're repossessing your house.

@afovea Santa.

@bhpImi Santa.

I have a Christmassy joke, who wants to hear? Knock knock..

@himynameisciara Very true, nothing like a good shat..oh, hang on.. nothing.

@polemikos Thank you Sir! :)

Cracking line on @StephenNolan this morning "You let Sammy Wilson off with gritting paths in Stormont while the rest of us fall on our houl"

@georgemoore Had one myself earlier, don't even have a cold!

Shocked. Dazed. Numb. #apprentice #fb

Stuart must go. Because he's a bag.

@djlisalashes you ever in Northern Ireland any more? Just to love heading to The Arena back in the day, you remember it?

Doc on in the background about Lennon.. everytime I hear Ringo Starr I'm transported back about 20 years to watching Thomas the Tank Engine

If Shrien Dewani really is an entirely innocent victim, he's had a bloody rough few weeks.

@ryangadams ..tip your screen carefully to the left or right until the top corner is touching your desk?

My Saturday stew still going strong http://instagr.am/p/f5e-/