@jonathantweed Any chance you can plug in a speaker??

@lo2345 I feel your pain.

Proposed Amazon redesign.. http://bit.ly/gX4tUm

Good Ideas Grow on Paper http://bit.ly/fijSQy /via @standardistas

@georgemoore Due to the sonic association, surely it's a flock?

@hornerlas But it's thinking of your back that's keeping me awake.

Note to self: Media Center coffee machine coffee is vile.

@hornerlas Keep it to the bedroom Horner!

Starting to feel the 0520 start..

@liz_e This is really accurate http://bit.ly/eW1YK0

@liz_e That is appreciated, time is a great healer. As is sleep. Mmmm.. sleep.

@liz_e I'd two heavy nights and a 6.30 flight to London this morning #vom

@liz_e Ditto.

@aissetou Hey, just got your Whatsapp very late last night and left my phone at home.. what's app?

@VizTopTips IDIOTS Prove to the world how you can defy gravity by walking on frozen lakes

Oh, Monday.

@stutterdude why not?

@Annjj I'm pretty sure 'cuntwings' is in the Urban Dictionary somewhere. with a slightly different definition..

@huey HUZZAH!

@huey I had to turn it off as a three day weekend for me starts now and it was pissing right all over it!