@degsy It's on my to-do list for this!

RT @JIMICRAYON: Man who got on the bus dressed as a wizard who'd removed the chip from his oystercard and put it in magic wand, I salute you

@liz_e Liz, I can't help but think you shouldn't need good customer service if they sold you a good car in the first place?

@daraobriain sure ye can't hold what you haven't got in your hand Dara! ;)

Looking at coffee but it's too late for coffee.

@campbellclaret Getting her to make a joke about anything other than her size is quite a feat.

RT @carolvorders: Morgan was only ever good with numbers when buying £60,000 of shares, getting poor Mirror readers to ramp up price & t ...

@adamcsmyth ..nope, I said a tramps feet Adam! I think that argument would stand up in any court of equality! ;)

@MummaBear I had to make a tasty retreat, it was horrific.

@hannahjdavies oh you legend, thanks!

My flatmate just came home and put tinned macaroni cheese in the microwave. It smelt like a tramp's feet, vom!

@hannahjdavies Text ticket? sorry, what now?

Just completed a 2.30 mi run with @runkeeper. Check it out! http://rnkpr.com/ae5391 #RunKeeper

Does anyone have a spare Orange Wednesdays code ?

Eating some Salsa tossed almonds from this weeks Graze box.. surprisingly good

@hornerlas Noted

Encoding fail http://twitpic.com/3rge7h /via @xz

@edwardpearson Was the actual document password protected?

@AldousDuke Tweetdeck makes this a cinch

Excellent error message, bravo! http://bit.ly/h7FFtJ /via @chipster30