@brendan469 That's a pity but sounds like exciting times ahead for you and the good wife, hope all goes well! :)

@polemikos One can only hope.. Also be nice if he is forced to pick up a bar of soap repeatedly throughout his prolonged stay!

@brendan469 p.s. you coming up for the Belfast course? Be good to see you.

@brendan469 Not racially/ethnically - maybe what the charge is for attacking a disabled person, albeit a verbally disabled person.

@nevali fun times.. If you haven't already, you may wish to buy a ball of string to find your way in/out of the rabbit warren that is TVC.

@nevali Cool, what are you doing?

@RyanRoberts Hope the bastard is picking up soap for quite a few years to come.

This is very sad indeed http://bit.ly/hsPX3N :( #fb

@blamb ha, cracker!

@Aissetou I should really make more use of that app..

Listening to the latest Gareth Emery podcast http://bit.ly/gfvR2o #nowplaying

RT @charlierogers: Daily Mail appears to have found a freakishly old /teens site (also, Copyright Internet?) http://bit.ly/dNeFba

RT @FraserMcCulloch: Apparently Andy Gray & Richard Keys will serve 1 month community service teaching ladies how to parallel park.

My good friend & ever irreverent Mr @csi_popmusic has posted his first NME column and started with a cracking blue joke http://bit.ly/hqBiPW

@ryangadams Exactly, it's the lead story on their site too, wonder would it have made lead in print without being completely rewritten?

@ryangadams Thought that was very cheap/gratuitous myself but then seen that the credit is 'Sunday Life' - hardly a bastion of journalism!

Got these from optician for eye discomfort, should up my Emo credentials if nothing else http://twitpic.com/3t2c9x

@icedcoffee Jealous.

Just back from opticians, why does their breath always hump?

@tommypalm Who is their enemy? Anyone but themselves?