@Doctoe Braille?

@chrismj83 @danielpsmith @adamlunn Check out this prick in the van http://brymge.net/evsths

@danielpsmith @chrismj83 I can see it being very difficult to enforce

Even though this Jan hasn't been too bad, it's still a grim month.. Glad to see February.

Forget constructive feedback, employ confrontational feedback to ramp backs up to 11!

@degsy I see not the problem? #regulartuesday

@charlierogers LOL

RT @charlierogers: http://tinyurl.com/4pgtn34 #easilyamused #googletranslate

@degsy Sit open a crack open a tinny, you know you wanna! ;)

I actually just ROFL'd - Facebook comment of the year? http://twitpic.com/3v4x4i

@chipster30 I must say I'm shocked, if not a little disappointed with myself, for missing that open goal. (as it were.)

@chipster30 Are you implying nurses can't pay their own way? You're worse than Gray/Keys combined!!!

£50m to kick an old stitched pig stomach around a manicured field once a wk - http://brymge.net/g1zF3E - how many nurses would that pay p/a?

Off to wash my hands in hot water again, thank the Lord for immersion heaters.

@hornerlas so.. you used Airsure or International Signed For, right? ;) http://brymge.net/g76f2i

For the second time today, someone has emailed me in error. Clearly, too many Barry McGees in this world.

The figures being bandied about in football are so out of touch reality, it's ridiculous. How do working class people summon such passion?

@hornerlas Yes, it does.. it's recorded/special delivery, right?

Charlie Brooker on phone hackings and pundit sackings - spot on! http://brymge.net/hbAbBx

Hmm.. seems my brief respite from the cold has been swiped back by a huffy housemate.