@conormurphymp Best witty one-liner every time!

@vinnybelfast Have you drank 10+ pints of lager? If not, then it is not amazing.

Amazon payments assumes I'm in the US and doesn't give me an option to change, WTF?

@nickdunn I can never see any cool ones, care to point me towards any?

@anthonysbaxter What's your target time?

@anthonysbaxter nicccee...

@anthonysbaxter London Marathon?

@hegartyk Ooooh, know a guy does it for forty, you were robbed!!

Just completed a 2.23 mi run with @runkeeper. Check it out! http://rnkpr.com/agoggx #RunKeeper

@happylou84 @deeharvey @chipster Clearly your DNA is more robust than SDA. Next victim is still TBA then. Perhaps @ryangadams?

@chipster30 SDA has changed you.

The West Country Cheddar, Red Onion & Chutney Focaccia in today's Graze box pushed all the right buttons. http://brymge.net/iidQ9r

@Chris_McKay Indulgence next to The Pavillion (formerly Big House)

Fans of ASOS, check out today's Groupon - http://brymge.net/ht2clu

It seems I've been inadvertently copied into an email chain about cheerleading somewhere in the state of Washington - so tempting to stir

@EamonnMallie Alot of weird formatting in that post Eamonn, you shouldn't Copy/Paste from Word, a web page needs clean input! ;)

@scott_mills The internets is full of knobheads!

Despite giving Soul Clap a bit of stick earlier, I have to say I'm very much enjoying their @essentialmix http://brymge.net/OS3Mr

@DMFoto Always the best way forward for any balding gent

I always feel distinctly old when I have to put a pillow behind my upper back when sitting at computer chair