"New! You will now receive an email everytime some you follow mentions you!" = Ehh.. No.

@stevekennedyuk I'd put a lock between those two in the priority list! ;)

@ShaneMcBain Another panel special sskin?

@jonathantweed Decaf? WTF?!

"The box that creates the pips has er.. died" http://brymge.net/kEOzj0 #radio4 #endoftheworld

Why Cheryl got booted off American X-Factor - Genius. http://youtu.be/e6DwN5n9iEE #fb

Celeb spot of the day by the lift - Lord Sugar scurrying past from the Youview offices

RT @johannhari101: A turning point in world history we can't afford to ignore. My latest podcast: http://ind.pn/hvmppG

Just polished off an epic ham, pickle and S%V crisp sang-witch - washed down with tea #winning

@StephenHerdman Rental prices in Belfast are cheap as chips, you wanna try renting in London!

@cineworld Hell yeah! Me pleeeaseee! :)

Had a cracking day at @trevoridge's BBQ - Good game sir, good game!

@cathaleoinmcgee You've also spelt 'regeneration' wrong in your bio! ;)

@cathaleoinmcgee Why the change from @cmcgee89?

Back from Ikea with a sofa bed, a few things I didn't even know I needed, and a small forest of packaging

@charlierogers Roary spotted off coast of Kenya http://yfrog.com/h8gvpsjj @tomorger @bethg @tomdeaconcomedy @iainslater

@jamest1982 I love watching thunderstorms!

Is off to face Ikea on a Bank Holiday - Am I mental?

@peperiona Nightmare! Good luck! x

@h13nng I really like how Spotify is a standalone program though, think I'm just gonna have to man up an fork out