Giving a shitload rain for the next two months - Staycation now looking alot less appealing

@cathaleoinmcgee B Final? U16? You'd think Armagh were in the All Ireland ffs, catch a grip of yourself - when will you get to Ascot again?

@cathaleoinmcgee You'll be some bollocks if you miss Ascot to watch U16 club game.

@getafreeaddress you let a wee wry grin outta ye Boylan, don't you lie to me!! ;)

@getafreeaddress What is chief?

@FraserMcCulloch Well, you didn't post via G+? Am I right in saying you've yet to post at all? Like everything,u get out what you put in! ;)

@FraserMcCulloch You're missing the point, Google+ is simply a tool, it is the bra! Like any social network, only as good as the ppl in it..

@cineworld she's not Kate Middy these days, don't ya know?!

@Clarabel I think you mean - "Way to piss of ~50% of Nordies" ;)

It's only when a desk phone rings round here do I realise how little desk phones ring round here

@gerard_fox You smiled Foxy, don't lie!!

RT @AlanSimpsonBBC: What's the best Golf Club to have in your bag ?! A Norn Iron !!!!

@conormcgee1 You on the bandwagon now too?

@PPOffers 74 #PaddyPPileup

I don't care what Beckham says - to me 'Harper 7' will always sounds like a NASA prototype http://brymge.net/qdouMe

@chipster30 Was never gonna happen if nothing else, because of this post earlier by a Phone company in Bangor http://brymge.net/qe1ayp

If I have a spare £20 right now, I'd plonk it on Susie as the outsider with the most solid business plan #apprentice #maybe

@charlierogers Yes. Yes, I'm afraid it does. I also claim your desk from tomorrow.

@MrsErinNixon Niiiice!

@davelee Were you readying it with an overhead projector? Hows it her business?