RT @jacobc: I have a good unemployment joke but not telling it yet, it still needs work.

@TheStuff8 Sorry Sean, don't mean to offend your military heritage! ;)

@TheStuff8 Guy Fawkes?

Ridiculous! RT @williamcrawley: Bottles of vodka placed outside her house in London - is that an appropriate tribute to Amy Winehouse?

Tried to purchase a clock radio on the Dixons website and their checkout service is sending me round in a loo… (cont) http://deck.ly/~ZpJv1

Gonna download a film from iTunes tonight - what should I go for? #fb

I can literally smell the weekend, it's so close.

Rather alot of wreckin' an tearin' going on in the office...

Wondered where @RobTaylor84 is today, then I remembered he's w**king from home today ;)

Nice to have the parentals and @cathaleoinmcgee in town for the weekend, Ascot Races tomorrow, any tips?

@DMFoto *.* - I had that once - scared the shit outta me!

@cathaleoinmcgee Lovely..

@vinnybelfast Surprised you could find it! ;)

@ShaneMcBain you should get better value from Aug 6 - dedicated PS3 app in the pipeline!

When working at Switch, I attended regular "Pizza Meetings" with Andy Parfitt - always struck me as approachab… (cont) http://deck.ly/~vGBYt

Redeemed another Groupon last night at a Tapas bar and found that, once again, the business seemed to their se… (cont) http://deck.ly/~GTYp7

Randomly caught is docu-spoof on Olympics Committee last night, well worth a watch - Twenty Twelve: Episode 1 http://t.co/6IDWaLO

@anthonysbaxter Scuba (Muff) Diver! ;) http://brymge.net/qM6grX

@cathaleoinmcgee http://brymge.net/n3YojX

@jonathantweed Just throw a tablecloth over it when you're not using it? ;)