@RobTaylor84 @middric You guys know you are about two feet apart, right?

FAO Exceptionally Loud Sneezers - no need.

Twitter - please help settle a debate between myself and @RobTaylor84 by answering a simple question - "What is the BBC iPlayer for?"

HP to drop out of the tablet and PC market http://t.co/7YRkPaR

RT @johngirvin: OH "Jedward is what happens when you start giving everyone medals on Sports Day and telling them they're all winners."

fuck-a-duck #bbuk

@takete Infinitely extendable - nice.

RT @gabyhinsliff: ah. Daily Mail's first revenge after @sallybercow swipe at them: not her best angle http://t.co/ShFHuyQ

Is anyone actually able to tell Jedward apart?

@darrenj1 He certainly knows where his bed is buttered

Just me or is Marcus Bently really exaggerating the fact he's the BB voiceover guy? #bbuk

RT @misterwallace: "I think most people know me for..." - I'll stop you there, Sally.

@takete re: Kids camera - seen this in an airline mag last week http://t.co/CFZhx2S

Wondering how many accidents this fetching cycling bib has cuased http://t.co/WFEOtSy

@takete I've met quite a few in my time, not one ever broke the stereotype - and a particularly entrepreneuria… (cont) http://t.co/LiAt8R6

@ooohlalaorlagh she also refused the champers as soon as she got it - defo suspect

Watching #bigbrother launch while slobbing on the sofa - was it just me or is Tara Reid off her face?

I wonder what, if any, negotiations/discussions went on regarding Big Brother's web legacy - google 'Big Broth… (cont) http://t.co/dqtSali

@liz_e Call it quits and go lie down, wish I had the option!

Cracking afternoon for ducks and other water loving creatures. However, a fucking shit afternoon for cyclists.