Amazing - Sidcup digger driver taken to funeral in JCB http://t.co/cf5yePd

@SineadDoyle you presume correctly, it's a version of Android :)

If you want to know all about the nuances of VAT & E-commerce, @dwkitchen is your man here: http://t.co/1bFJLtx

@ooohlalaorlagh I found I was more tired after a week off work than a normal week at work - too much sleep or summat

Dear Small Fly, you may have evaded me buzzing around my head laughing for the last 25mins but eventually I th… (cont) http://t.co/MF4vXSL

@jakspalding Oh, I know - me too.. I was talking fees alone..

RT @petetong1: Ministry of Sound potentially under threat of closure, support them by signing the petition here http://t.co/1JHZ0Hl

£36K for a standard 4 year uni course? Think I'd be taking the vocational route.. http://t.co/d9Bo71R

@leemunroe ...and give you feedback on giving feedback? ;)

46 twins lost their twins in Twin Tower attacks of 9/11 http://t.co/HYJYsEQ

@georgemoore That gets a big thumbs up from me - have a productive day!

@ryangadams did you hear that from a person with a messy desk though?

@ryangadams Clean mind as in uncluttered mind - maybe you mean the same? Or maybe I'm a bit OC.

6 hours of Creamfields catchup to start the week, yesssssss! http://t.co/IYKwNJa #fb

Clean desk equals clean mind - who's with me?

@davidcochrane I imagine they'll be carted away Hannibal style

Maybe Darling's memoirs are more interesting than I first thought twitpic.com/6g63nn

Some nutbag on #5live wants to put pictures of fatty human hearts and livers next to high fat items on menus #boke

Priests withholding info on child abuse contained in the Confession Box are deluded and will compound the popu… (cont) http://t.co/OW6D9nG

Never mind Alistair Darling's memoirs, I eagerly anticipate his eyebrows' memoirs coming out later this year