@Kneez How the hell has your computer not crashed?

@ryangadams It's all there, just not enabled

@r6y I bet! #oddsurgery

@Dolly102 Yerrrrrooooooooooooooooooooo!

@charlierogers checked it out, no sausage :(

Doctors replace thumb with big toe http://t.co/x9NVduN /cc @gilirv

5live news reader pronouncing 'Trolling' as 'Trol-ing'

Must leave before head melts.

@rigsy Danny the Champion of the World #dahl

@subangel http://t.co/NmlBuV9

@Eamonn_Forde Ah yes, and the Eye beyond it

Trolls beware, you can no longer hide behind a computer screen http://t.co/UH7oIAR

@Eamonn_Forde Centrepoint?

RT @RobTaylor84: Opera - Why we broke BBC's iPlayer site http://t.co/o2KI1d1

@Dolly102 would make ye wanna lock yourself in a room for a month with a laptop and a programming manual - I loved it

@ciaranmckenna @shanemcbain That's right.

Friend.. Friend.. Business friend #dragonsden

@ciaranmckenna @shanemcbain quiz question, what is the origin of the name Benny?

@charlierogers More than tempted, I was sold but couldn't get my grubby mitts on for love nor money

@gilirv You love the iPad!