RT @iamrobf: Danker: Microsoft takes 9 months from writing code to customer using product. Amazon: 8 hours. #developbbc

Waiting for #developbbc to start with @ryangadams http://t.co/k3RsvL7R

@ciaranmckenna A misquote of the legendary Bernard Shaw more like..!! /@ShaneMcBain

@SeamasOg undoubtly swingers!

@chipster30 I'm pretty sure they're swingers, that's why Kevin can't wait for it to be finished

"Sorry, your garage wall is caved in because eh.. the digger tripped?" Brilliant. #granddesigns

From last weeks preview, tonight's Grand design should be a cracker

@NathanCentral He-yar He-yar!

... I also like how I can make the new Nationwide online banking system address me like a drunken Australian http://t.co/fVIKjw6J

Impressed by the Nationwide Online Banking makeover, shame they can't do anything with my balance though, that's still the same

Funny, I was able to lipread from the video the exact phrase John Terry is accused of saying b4 I knew what it was http://t.co/A2MaptjB

Just had a phone call I'd rather not have had #ffs

Found a very cool expenses app - ExpenseMagic makes expenses painless - try it out with 15 free tokens: http://t.co/Pj7DvZ4v

@cathaleoinmcgee looking very unlikely tho he threw cat among pigeons last night by revealing SG took brown envelope frm Morgan Fuels

How bizarre, just watched Sean Gallaghers wedding video http://t.co/6jWXTU9U #aras11

@mckenp my, my.. I haven't seen rain in London in weeks!

Gay Mitchell "Pat, will you ask me some of the questions I've rehearsed ffs, what is this shit?!" #aras11

Your underlying problem Dana, is that no one is listening to you #aras11

RT @EamonnMallie: No president gets down and dirty. Why not stop talking this nonsense? Symbolism is important.

@_frazor_ Not impressed with battery life in 4S either