RT @johngirvin: Heading to Starbucks with a MacBook. Might order a cliche.

Have discovered that cycling to work an hour earlier than usual roughly doubles my chances of dying in an horrific road traffic collision.

@shanemcbain Wee Willie not happy! http://t.co/Lj4TEYDn

@Alexgraphics Big job to fix?

@barryflood What we talking to replace gearbox connection?

@TaraSimpson Ahaaa! That's comforting if nothing else! ;)

@ShaneMcBain You would have thought they'd have learnt something from the UUP in the last year ffs, they made the same mistake

@StephenHerdman This happens her when she's cruising about 60mph

@ShaneMcBain Christ, did you see his acceptance speech? #dire

My sister's VW Beetle has started randomly jumping out of 5th gear, anyone ever experienced this?

@chrismj83 I hope that's split by 30 people!

@chrismj83 That looks like a cracking lump of meat

@TinaDaheley I wouldn't argue with him!

@Windows Use it as a novelty frisbee?

Hmm.. it seems flatmate @dwkitchen has had his bike stolen from the garage right next to where I park mine #scum

@danielpsmith FIREBALL!

@miralize Out of interest, had you a cable around it?

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