I smell dinner which is odd as I think said smell is coming from the fan grill on my laptop

@BarryMcElduff How will the good people of Tyrone cope now they have to actively hope Peter "The God" Canavan's team lose?!

@dwkitchen Bad day at the office? http://t.co/wuCU8VLr

@ooohlalaorlagh Houl yer whisht Orlagh- I staunchly refer to it as "Pennys" here despite ensuing mass confusion

@ooohlalaorlagh ha, wasn't aware it was exclusively of the English lexicon tbh - what's the Newry knuck equivalent then? :P

@fehler Proudly Designed & Built By An Engineer™

The Lurgie lurks among us in Team iPlayer, 3 have already fallen :(

@danielpsmith A warped perspective indeed

BENTONNNNNN!!! http://t.co/RB4Kntef <- This is the new Alan Partridge "DAN!"

@megsergio Areeebaa! (espanol right?) // @peperiona

@peperiona I may start on the Special K..

@peperiona Excellente! It's taking us all right?

@megsergio Nice one!

Oh, Big Ian just got a mention on #buzzcocks

@thejasonbyrne 4 of my favourite comics - what this for the Hammersmith Irish Center gig?

@seatzie just browse to it on Safari and you'll get mobile site

@gilirv You're too good to me!

@gilirv What dental gifts do you bear for me? Dental floss sticks?!

@simonthehunter Cake sales, Table Football tourno, Paper Plane tourno, Guy Dressed as Darth Vader collection & PA's in Pyjamas Collection

@ryangadams Tell me about it, we're swimming in cake here