Filling in my driving licence renewal form - how archaic is that photo still needs to be certified by a "professionally qualified person"?

@LynetteFay I hear The Barking Dog is good http://t.co/p3e5YDSL

RT @trevoridge: Mouse 1: "And where have YOU been? Honestly, you look like something the cat's dragged in." Mouse 2: "I'm in agony, you ...

RT @Peston: No longer any doubt that we're in the longest worst slump in our living standards since the 1930s

"The Project has been able to decommission over 400 applications and 'repackaged' another 400 so that they work with the new desktop." WIN!

@mikeyjhay What did he say?

@wendytalksback Delighted to hear the old Talkback theme tune back! :D

@ronanmurphy I hope you roared 'Yeeerrrrooooooooooooo!!' regardless??

@dt_ni @pmynes They all think they're superstars at this stage - 6 months on & Quigg was sqawking to about 20 ppl in Armagh Ulsterbus carpk

@pmynes She'll be back throwing up a round bale to the heifers in the back field by Saturday

RT @pmynes: Nothing says "You're out, Janet" more than a picture of her on a wet Aldergrove runway and a low-budget airline plane in the ...

@megsergio she's been arrested!

@ImagesbyEsler @nickdunn @donofkarma @middric Long arm of Twitter strikes again http://t.co/kNjsuUa5

BOOM! RT @btp_uk We've arrested a 34yo woman for racially aggravated public order offence as a result of #mytramexperience video

@Chris_McKay BOOM! http://t.co/kNjsuUa5

@BourneHagan You have the life and times of it Hagan!

@Chris_McKay I'd say mainstream will pick it up tomorrow, she'll be identified and possibly charged with: http://t.co/ww2Nf3qL

If you haven't seen the 'racist woman on a bus' video, I suspect you will soon http://t.co/XKHHTXCS #wow

@megsergio Nuts

@ImagesbyEsler You're a gent, many thanks! :)