@sean_rees Guaranteed to cost mate! :S

Seem to be the only person who has rocked up without a pen.

@peperiona All university websites are slow and shit as it's not financially viable to keep them up to date

@jonathantweed great shot!

@brendanocarrol They indeed look the George - good work!

Always find it impossible to go past the Chicken Katsu Curry in Wagamamas, must be more adventurous

Free upgrade to the "Executive Suite" - why, I don't mind if I do...

You'd swear the guy opposite me on this train was operating a typewriter, not a Dell laptop from the noise he's generating #annoying

Everytime I see myself on a train station CCTV monitor I think, that's how I'll look on Crimewatch if I'm stabbed on the way home.

@brendanocarrol you're one of the lucky ones Brendan!

Wondering how I'll get my pancake fix today...

@pmynes I think he's a fully fledged Conservative now if I remember correctly

Graphic designers are ruining the web http://t.co/vCWqE6vD via @guardian

Rang @ciaranmckenna tonight but couldn't get an answer. Think he may be in hiding after his antics on a stag do at the weekend.

@megsergio Moving up in the world!

@nickdunn @gilirv did cry at that bit!

@tomorger it was much better than the shit C4 show!

@tj_ohanlon think that's the idea!

Yah, yah - went out from some wine in Chalk Farm with friends, fell asleep, now I'm in Morden, yah. #lol

This show The Tube on BBC2 right now looks to deliver what Tales From The Underground on C4 a few weeks ago didn't