@ciaranmckenna Does Christy's new one remind ye of any of Whacker's previous adventures? http://t.co/gwzdhkaK

@a_mcnamee Enjoy Siri - by this time next week you'll forget she exists.

Loon in Kilburn filling station put £20 of diesel in their petrol car & thinks filling the rest with petrol will sort it out. G'luck wi tha.

@Aissetou There's a cracking balcony in that flat #notaeuphemism /cc @swoonoutloud

Just finished watching the BBC2 series on Vladimir Putin - chilling that this man could continue in power until 2024.

@ciaranmckenna Liked it so much, i made a webpage for it http://t.co/WTqEpDj3

A Little Pub In London - A poem by J. Kerr http://t.co/YCZuW9En #fb

Great memo to tourists in today's Irish News http://t.co/YUlzGEal #fb

The Estate dance remix /cc @chipster30 http://t.co/5zQ5c6YD

I dearly hope this is real #tube #meme

@dwkitchen just bought one off of Gumtree China #winning

Schools out early, so I've popped into O'Sheas, Manchester to sample a Pint of Plain - proper Irish watering hole, bravo.

@NewtonEmerson Perhaps a move to take pressure off MMcG?

@r4isstatic I like the idea that Webmasters are immortal.

There's only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary & those that don’t. #BOOM @chipster30 @deeharvey @ryangadams

Thousands the world over spontaneously mourn death of mans figment of imagination. #RIPGreggJevin Also, apocalypse imminent as world cowps.

@gilirv bad times :(

RT @david_conn: Very depressing to hear 4 wealthy middle class people on #bbcqt so passionate about young people working at Tesco for do ...

@petermccluskey1 http://t.co/CFES2V5X

Nothing will erode the perceived professionalism of an individual/company than a website riddled with spelling mistakes.