@pobzlikee You keep dreaming and don't forget to clean up after yourself. Remember SadAct = http://t.co/aKfd0ltu

@pobzlikee You're a bag - would you say that to her in real life?

@shanemcbain An actual Guinness disposal unit! http://t.co/9ypJFS0J /cc @ciaranmckenna

Loved this little anecdote from Phil Coulter on working with The Dubliners http://t.co/TKwN9wHv /cc @ciaranmckenna @ShaneMcBain #fb

@TheStuff8 You got the minions making your coffee? No flies on you Mr. Kelly. #stepintomyoffice

@brendanocarrol Let me know when you need sponsors

@brendanocarrol Good luck my man!

@petermccluskey1 lies!

I just voted for Brendan O' Carroll (@brendanocarrol) in the Spartan Challenge: http://t.co/nYiYXnAa

@megsergio Maddy McCann spotted in Nerja? http://t.co/txXGvWmW

Time to catch up on last night's #homeland :)

@jonathantweed Already caught it within the 7 days window :)

@jonathantweed The best sport in the world! ;)

@RobTaylor84 A likely story Roberto! ;) /cc @beccyanne

Sad that @favstar is now polluted by One Direction fan tweets who as far as I can tell seem to be Justin Bieber x 5.

@RobTaylor84 I'm disappointed Rob, disappointed.

Apologies for gratuitous language in my previous retweet but I think the person in question throughly deserves such a title.

RT @cuntoftheday: Cunt of the Day is subhuman scum Anders Behring Breivik for claiming the mass murder he committed was "self defence". ...

@ManVsDebt Electric car?

@h13nng Excellent.