You know a hotel is up itself when the barmaid automatically adds service charge to your singular bottle of beer #pffftt

Just completed a 6.42 mi bike - Took a meandering route to London Web.. http://t.co/DhXp0qm6 #RunKeeper

Donna Summer has died - didn't know she sang this TUNE [Spotify] http://t.co/FoOw7ehg #RIP

@vinnybelfast Me too funnily enough

RT @rtenews: Irish team to remember Loughinisland at Euro 2012: The Irish team will wear black armbands during its match agai... http:// ...

@Dolly102 "Senor, tengo un pollo - tor do un ocho biere por favor?"

@dwkitchen Nope, we're going to Spain for a wedding over Jubilee long weekend, remember?

I'm going to Spain in 3 weeks for a short break - should I change my Sterling to Euro now or hold out a little longer?

Cutting The Mustard http://t.co/xJj95nrw #rwd

RT @adrianweckler: Paddy Power just the latest big Irish company to report that almost half its traffic is coming from mobile. More on S ...

@Siobhan_McGee Website launch! http://t.co/Cqu2wLt2

Can anyone explain to me why Hollister is lit like a cheap strip joint?

Nearly an hour later & im still not at work, The Tube is a big steaming Turd this morning

Should sleep now - big day tomorrow, G'NIGHT!

@ryangadams you'd be mad not to IMO! /cc @claire_a

@AdamTurks fair play, actual LOL

@_chrisjones_ I found the chapters on NI & Diana very interesting - the New Labour strategy, not so much

Just watched an incredibly bizarre short film on C4. #ducks

@EmsV Oh, I've a spangly new job to go to! :)

Managed between pub beers tonight to "add value" with @chris_elf to @aissetou's website, check it out http://t.co/Gmm3hKMp