Some had a good day at a festival somewhere. Or maybe a chicken farm? http://t.co/IkMCISVq

@tj_ohanlon You're a cruel man O'Hanlon. A cruel man. #quietlyweeps

Aside: Like how Twitter for iOS now hijacks the screen header (signal, time etc) to display Tweet status, didn't think Apple wld allow that

Eurgh.. I'm still this far from bed via public transport http://t.co/DlL4zinu

Just witnessed some gatecrasher dickheads ruin a perfectly good private party #unsavoury

@alanlaw @_chrisjones_ Going by today's ruling then it's Ferdinand they should be charging for alleging something that didn't happen?

@_chrisjones_ @alanlaw I imagine the presence or absence of a question mark at the end would have helped remove any "reasonable doubt"

Given the number of TV cameras that clearly picked up the Terry incident, how he wriggled out of a rascism charge is beyond me.

Have Microsoft rolled back their new responsive site? http://t.co/T3fddoch

@wendytalksback I think my Nordic colouring confused it Wendy! :)

The #BBCNews body fat calculator says that I'm most like someone from Iceland #fatcheck http://t.co/6fvMhYz4

@happylou84 @shanemcbain had similar sentiments about @Translink_NI after being chucked off Int Airport Express for not havin correct change

@davelee Here's one you'll be interested in.. http://t.co/3R3iBxCy

O2 service might have gone to pot over the last few days but their Twitter feed was a winner http://t.co/SFrg4c4Q

@briski I'll not lie, I also used my iPhone front-facing camera last week as a mirror.

@tmaslen For exactly that reason surely?

No doubt in my head that John Terry is guilty of saying what he's alleged to have said.

@simon180 Very useful, lots I didn't know there, cheers!

@beccyanne A worthy excuse if ever I heard one! ;)

@Gareth_Gates Happy Birthday Gareth!