Well, that was quite good - Twitter made it a lot better, well done to all you funny fuckers, off to the cot now

@iwsayers @benbuchan Given the global audience - probably, question is did they recoup any for selling feed abroad?

Now I wish you all God Speed on getting the last tube home, every man for himself - you may wish to attach knives to your elbows.

@iwsayers I hear 27mil bandied about

@peperiona Christ In Heaven Above #enoughalready

@simon180 FFS, he's like your Bono, stuck in fucking everything!

RT @fieldproducer: Oh no - Hey Jude, why oh why - every time.

Didn't he finish the Jubilee gig too?! #zzz

RT @RositaBoland: Lit by a committee. How British #2012OlympicCeremomy

Wouldn't mind one for the garden

RT @HeardinLondon: If there is no dope in that stadium it must be the largest square area of East London that doesn't.

RT @LiamPort: They needed an Irish mammy there to get that fire lit first around 8ish. Sure who'd be lighting the fire when people are r ...

RT @prodnose: "And now please stand as the teams march back out the stadium in reverse order - starting with Zimbabwe..."

We're all out of ideas for lighters after seeing Will & Kate, Muhammad Ali again?

RT @nicepaul: RT @infovore “Fuck yeah Tuvalu, without whom we’d not have the .tv top level domain! Yay!”

RT @Eamonn_Forde: It's going to be a bottleneck at the bus stop. No one has thought this through.

What the hell is Grapple? #olmypicceremony

Who is this nut bar that did the Nazi salute in or near the Royal Area? http://t.co/XGqaAItU

@peperiona Ditto.. Zzzz

RT @GaryLineker: We're going to show a replay of the countries parade before the flame bit #BBCSport #London2012