RT @stephen_ebert: A fox! A fox on my bloody tube. http://t.co/VEJkoANC

RT @NewsHound1737: Controversial US preacher who claims to 'cure' sick people by kicking them in the face is Portadown bound. See tomorr ...

I expected the 'Welcome to Northern Ireland' signs to at least be visually appealing - they're not. http://t.co/vSYRprb8

RT @DavidNowakRIA: Irish Channel 4 reporter to Seb Coe: 'Last year I was being chased through London's streets by rioters.' Coe: 'by Re ...

@d_murph21 Ha.. good call - myself and @gilirv just agreed on that one!

@d_murph21 I'm after a laser though

Thinking of buying a cheap, WiFi enabled laser printer - recommendations?

I just know that when my face heals, I'm gonna have a massive chunk out of my top lip :(

@SwearyLady I find them more boring.

@martinbean yes!

People who use the default iPhone alarm tone as their ringtone confuse & annoy me

.@evernote is a wonderful piece of software for making my life that bit easier #mondaylove

Monday rocket fuel - Berocca & Espresso (not mixed you maniac.)

RT @Your_Gran: If Peter Andre fell in a forrest and no one was there to watch it, would ITV2 still film it?

RT @seatzie: Lol Paddy Power on the ball with the John Terry pic lol http://t.co/JuXXT0ql

RT @russellsmithuk: Usain Bolt runs at 31mph which may sound good but if he hits a child, theres a 40% chance they'll die

RT @paulmulgrew: Is Blake originally from Strabane? What the hell did he just say?

Just threw a mug of tea round the laptop desk - thankfully I have the Macbook on a stand or I could have been crying right now

@Siobhan_McGee Was funny enough but not amazing, lots of cheese!

@TweakyInc Hey guys, applied to be approved dev a couple of weeks ago, haven't heard anything back - does that mean I'm unsuccessful?